Get Yourself a Coaster Before You Set Down Your Beer Mug

How hard is it for people who visit me to use a coaster? I love having company, but if you have an icy cold drink with rivers of condensation flowing down your glass, please by all means, indulge me by using a coaster. I’ve got these great Light Up Coasters, which when you set down your glass, they illuminate with flashes of red and blue. This is perfect for when you’ve had one too many and can’t figure out where you set down your beer bottle. But really, I’m a little bit of a nut when people don’t use coasters because I worry that their ice-swooning beverage is going to wreak havoc on my coffee table. Pay no mind that my one son has used said coffee table as a ring for matches between his wrestlers or that my other son sees nothing wrong with tossing the remote control on it. I really should practice what I preach though because I just noticed that my coffee mug from this morning left a nice ring on the coffee table. Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone. It will be our little secret.