They Jingle and Jangle, but for the Life of Me, I Can't Find Them

I figure there must be many, many people out there like me – people with way too many keys in their life and not enough hands (or brain cells) to keep track of where they are at all times. Usually as soon as I walk in the door, I toss my keys on the kitchen counter or the table, forgetting the fact that there is a basket conveniently located by the front door with the sole purpose of holding everyone’s keys as they enter. Then, when I need to go someplace, I visit the basket by the front door and become instantly frustrated because lo and behold – no keys! I head to my purse, but it’s a dark abyss in there. I have a better chance of finding the cure for the common cold in that nightmare of a bag then finding my keys. So, for Christmas this year, could someone not only get me something that I so desperately need but also desperately want? A spiral wrist coil will do the trick. And should you be so kind as to present me with this inexpensive yet so obviously in need of gift, would you please give it to me in a bright color? This way, if I happen to take it off my wrist, the neon yellow will attract my attention, even from the dark confines of my purse.