Friday, January 23, 2009

Squeeze This!

The stress of watching the stock market rise and fall like the tides is enough to make anyone's stomach do flip flops. Should you move your money out of your mutual fund or will you just spend the rest of your days watching that money drip out of your IRA? It is enough to make you reach for an antacid while sticking your head back under the pillow when the alarm clock goes off at 6:30 AM. Not to worry, not to worry. Forget the alarm clock and consider the one stress reliever that doesn't cost $85 per 50 minutes or make you contort into an odd position called downward dog at the local rec center. Try out a stress reliever that fits in your hand and lets you squeeze away your anger, frustrations over the stock market, and disgust at having to see your in-laws again this upcoming Sunday. And remember that even if your own car gets repossessed, your little hot rod of a stress reliever will always be there for you -- maybe not in your garage or with a cute blonde in the passenger seat -- but there on your night stand or desk, just waiting for that next Nasdaq dive.

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