As I sit on my deck this fine fall evening, listening to E Street Radio on Sirius and quaffing a cold beverage, I wonder if the persistent tap tap tap is just mighty Max Weinberg keeping the beat or... once again, the invasion of the squirrels from hell! Before I buy a custom imprinted giant Golf Umbrella to protect me from the acorn shells bouncing off my head and my deck, I wonder if there is another solution. Maybe a slingshot... nah, my aim is off due to the frosty beverage. Rodent euthanasia... pretty cruel. Cut down all the trees... pretty expensive. I'm going to develop a robot squirrel to infiltrate the squirrel population and talk them into dropping their refuse on my neighbor's property! Maybe I'll just have another drink...
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Rodent Wars!
As I sit on my deck this fine fall evening, listening to E Street Radio on Sirius and quaffing a cold beverage, I wonder if the persistent tap tap tap is just mighty Max Weinberg keeping the beat or... once again, the invasion of the squirrels from hell! Before I buy a custom imprinted giant Golf Umbrella to protect me from the acorn shells bouncing off my head and my deck, I wonder if there is another solution. Maybe a slingshot... nah, my aim is off due to the frosty beverage. Rodent euthanasia... pretty cruel. Cut down all the trees... pretty expensive. I'm going to develop a robot squirrel to infiltrate the squirrel population and talk them into dropping their refuse on my neighbor's property! Maybe I'll just have another drink...
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