Burn Baby Burn

With Shaquille O'Neal making his debut in a Phoenix Suns game recently, it might not be a bad idea for him to grab some big Umbrellas to ward off the unforgiving Arizona sunshine! Maybe some SPF 50 sunblock, too.

AAAAAAH!

Dancing with the Stars has announced its lineup for the coming season, which begins Monday. Adam Carolla, Shannon Elizabeth, Steve Guttenberg (?), and Priscilla Presley are just a few of the reasons to strap on your Pedometer and see just how far from your television you can run!

Star Wars?

The US is poised for an attempt to shoot down a crippled spy satellite next week with a surface-to-air missile in a big display of American firepower. If that doesn't work try flinging a few of these Bungee Rockets at it.

Whoops!

Toshiba will apparently be dropping HD-DVD's from their products due to Warner Bros. announcing that it was pulling support for the discs in favor of Blue Ray.......might want to use these Coasters instead of the Beta-like HD-DVD's as your new protection from drinks!

Baseball's Back!

After a long and torturous football season in which nightmares (the Giants!) became true, it is my pleasure to say that Major League Baseball is back! Pay no attention to the Roger Clemens fiasco, the real Boys of Summer will soon be gracing our green fields and televisions across the land. We in Phillieland are more than excited about our boys chances this year after last season's breakthrough. The stinkin Mets can spend all the cash they want on free agents, but we are a team of destiny that will break a 25 year title drought in the City of Brotherly Love. So, snap up those tickets, grab some Stadium Cushions for support, and get out to the ballpark to root for the Fightin Phils, or whoever you hang your hopes on.