Smells Like... Underdog!

From the I can't believe it's true files: Two trained sniffer dogs from Northern Ireland are the toast of Hollywood after picking up the scent of counterfeit DVD's, including The Bourne Ultimatum and Underdog, during raids of three retail DVD outlets in New York City. Lucky and Flo, black labs owned by the Motion Picture Association, are trained to sniff out chemicals used to make CDs and DVDs, enabling handlers to distinguish between boxes marked as containing other items. A custom imprinted Dog Food Bowl filled with savory kibble might be a nice reward for the pooches, who returned from a stint in Malaysia with a bounty on their heads from DVD pirates. Talk about a 'Dog Day Afternoon'!

Party On!

The results are in and West Virginia University has been named the best party school in the country by the Princeton Review. A multitude of bars, fraternities, and house parties have powered the school to the top of the rankings for the first time since 1997. WVU also grabbed the top spot in the "Their Students (Almost) Never Study" category, which undoubtedly has chagrined school President Mike Garrison. Might be a good idea to print up some Mood Stadium Cups to commemorate the big win. Go Mountaineers!

Might As Well Jump!

Big news on the music front: heavy duty rockers Van Halen are getting back together for a reunion tour of sorts. Bassist Michael Anthony will be replaced by Wolfgang Van Halen... a little nepotism, perhaps? The big tour will begin in Charlotte, NC and continue throughout the year. Being a huge VH fan from back in the day, I am thoroughly enthused at the news. Being a bit of a party animal as well, I'll be needing the wifey and her tender ears to be my Designated Driver for the show when it comes to my area. She'll need some custom imprinted Safety Earplugs, though, as part of the deal. We'll be 'Unchained' and 'Runnin with the Devil' when those 'Little Guitars' start playing on the 'Mean Streets' of Philly!

Monkey Business

From the I can't believe it's true newswire: A man and his small spider monkey were detained at LaGuardia Airport after passengers on his Spirit Airlines flight noticed the tiny primate clinging to the man's ponytail under his hat during the flight from Florida. No clue as to how the man and beast evaded airport security checkpoints during their trek. Clinging to his ponytail? Poor little guy! He obviously would have been a lot more comfortable had he been stashed in a custom imprinted Perfecto Duffle. Now that's traveling in style!

Play Already!

Another day, another game on the pines for David Beckham! Either he's got a low threshold for pain, or he's trying to finish counting his signing bonus before he actually takes the field. It's a good thing that his bride Posh signed on for a Spice Girls reunion later this year or they might need to sign up for food stamps! If Victoria was a truly good wifey, she might try to help with Becks' aches and pains by treating him to a rubdown with a custom imprinted Plastic Massager. That should help speed superstar Davey-poo's return!

Big Daytime TV News

BIG news today.....Whoopi Goldberg is taking the place of Rosie O'Donnell on The View! Now, I don't know about you, but Rosie had that edgy kind of commentary that Ms. Goldberg probably won't bring to the table. Not that I'm a regular viewer of The View....I prefer one of the numerous repeats of Sportscenter rather than that yakfest. Even better yet, I'd rather pack up my custom imprinted Koozie Lunch Sack,. head for the nearest beach and "view" some swimsuits. Now that's what summer is all about!

A Warm Welcome for Michael Vick

Due to his off-field troubles, no-one knows whether Mike Vick is going to take the field for the Altanta Falcons this year. Despite this uncertainty, at least one intrepid group of Viking fans are planning a protest for his September 9th visit to the Metrodome. A unique protest in the form of Dog Bone Foam Spirit Wavers.

What is the message on the bones? Well... decorum prevents us from showing it here but let's just say it's not "Free Mike"!

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